2.2.-COBBLER

2 temporada
Aldo Ahumada Chu-Han

While Mike attempts to track down Pryce's stolen baseball cards, Jimmy must defend him when the police call him in for further questioning.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (SIGHS)
Howard. Morning.
Delivery for McGill.
(CHUCKLES) What are you doing here?
Ah, it's been a while. Thought I should come and check in on you.
Did I hear music?
Hmm? No. No. I was just...
Let me get that for you. Yep.
(SIGHS)
It's good to see you, Howard. Oh, likewise.
You are sorely missed, my friend.
Don't take that as any undue pressure.
Um...
I'm thinking of maybe coming in for an hour or two next week.
Kind of play it by ear.
Well, if you feel comfortable.
I mean, we certainly would love to have you.
We will take anything we can get.
I'll figure out a day,
and get Ernesto to give you a heads-up.
That sounds great.
How's Ernie working out?
Ah, he's been fine. For the most part.
Excellent.
Everything on track with Sandpiper?
Moving along.
Davis and Main are really pulling their weight.
They better. It's a complex case.
Well, it's definitely not a two-man job,
that's for sure. Yeah.
Anyone heard from Jimmy?
I have, yes. I've talked to him.
How is he?
He's fine. Doing well.
Speaking of which, I have some news.
He's working at Davis and Main.
Doing what?
Working as an attorney.
Hmm.
Clifford Main hired Jimmy? Mmm-hmm.
To be fair, he had his doubts.
But he's giving Jimmy a chance.
He had his own people doing client outreach,
but every time they would talk to a Sandpiper resident,
Jimmy's name would come up.
Yeah... (INHALES)
Those old folks, they just... They love him.
Yeah, they do. Hmm.
Plus, I guess, Cliff thought it would be a good idea
for the case to have that sort of uh,
you know, continuity.
Hmm.
Jimmy certainly has a way with people.
He does.
They're aware of his background at Davis and Main?
His education?
In the spirit of full disclosure,
Cliff did talk to me beforehand.
I didn't pull any punches. I tried to paint a complete picture.
But I didn't stand in the way.
Of course not.
Nor should you.
Truth be told,
Kim Wexler pushed for this. Hard.
But I didn't, you know, stand in the way.
Partner track?
I would, uh...
Yeah. I assume so.
(CHUCKLES) That's great.
Good for Jimmy.
(CHUCKLES) Charlie Hustle, right?
(LAUGHING) Yep.
Well, I'll get out of your hair.
Anything else you need me to add to Ernie's list?
No, all set. All good.
Thanks for coming by, Howard. Any time.
You truly are missed. No pressure.
Hmm. (LAUGHING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
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FRANCIS: "Document review will be coordinated through HHM.
"To date, the following documents
"have been requested from Sandpiper
"as part of our initial discovery petition.
"One, resident lease agreements, past and present,
"from all Sandpiper locations.
"Two, invoices and transaction documents
"from all supply companies used by Sandpiper.
"Three, lists of all past and present official Sandpiper vendors.
"Four, any and all business agreements and contracts
"between Sandpiper and its distributors.
"Five, records of residents' social security check receipts.
"Six, allowance transaction statements.
"Seven, resident invoices non-related to..."
KIM: I'm loving the new look.
How's Santa Fe?
(CHUCKLES) It's...
(SCOFFS)
It's really...
Wha... See.
What'd I tell you?
Is it a nice place?
Psst, finest in temporary corporate housing.
Can't wait to see it.
Maybe I should leave HHM. Get on the cushy D and M train.
It is very cushy.
Amazing.
Jimmy,
I'm so happy for you.
Thanks.
You know, things are really turning around.
I'm even thinking of looking, you know, of my own place to buy.
In Santa Fe?
Not sure yet.
Maybe someplace closer to Albuquerque.
Since I'm going between the two so much.
Okay, so, halfway points?
Yeah, I was thinking...
Wait. What about Corrales? Corrales.
Yeah. Get a nice little bungalow. Or, maybe, not so little.
With open floor plan.
I don't want any walls disrupting my chi. Yeah.
Uh, but I'm thinking I definitely want some decent acreage.
Get in touch with nature.
Horses.
Come on. You could get horses.
Man, that would be so amazing.
Too expensive. They...
All those oats, right?
It's oats that they're always eating?
Worth it. And the horse shoes.
Have to get 'em shoes and nail 'em with a hammer.
It's totally worth it. A long ride through the country and then
a glass of wine on the back patio at sunset.
Oh, we should get one of those smokers.
We could just barbecue for days.
Yeah, we definitely gotta get a smoker.
(SCOFFS)
All right, well, I gotta go to the salon.
They're delivering my new company car.
Ah! Are you serious?
What? (SCOFFS)
(WITH ACCENT) "Jeeves, where's my solid gold blimp?
"No, not that one. The other one."
Jealous?
(CAR DOOR CREAKS) Totally.
Oh, I forgot. I got your present. One sec.
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
Oh, such a beautiful wrapping job. It's a shame to open it.
It's a gift. Be grateful.
Just keeping it real.
Come on. Second is still very, very good.
All right.
Thanks.
See you tonight?
Maybe.
If you play your cards right.
(WOMEN SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Hello, beautiful.
What do you think, ladies?
(WOMEN SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE)
Yeah, I know, right?
It's got all leather interior.
Heated seats for those cold desert mornings.
This must be what heaven looks like.
(SPEAKING IN VIETNAMESE)
Hey! Goodbye hug?
No?
All right, we'll forego the tears
and just say "Till we meet again."
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES)
(CLINK)
Must be metric.
(ENGINE STARTS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(RUMBLING)
Hey!
(MACHINE BEEPS)
What... (CHUCKLES) What are you doing here?
I work here.
Oh.
Small world.
So is this the parking lot for the police station?
It is.
You don't know if they validate, do you?
Why don't you pull around over there?
And, we'll have a little talk.
Oh, okay.
(SIGHS)
Why are you here?
I have business with the police.
And, what business might that be?
Well, if you must know, I was robbed.
Somebody broke into my house and stole my property.
Your drugs?
Well, yeah, but obviously, I didn't tell the cops that.
I'm not stupid.
You've already spoken to them?
A couple of them came by my house.
But it's not the drugs that I care about.
I mean, I care.
It's my baseball cards I need back.
Your baseball cards?
Yes.
I have a very valuable collection of baseball cards,
and someone stole them.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this,
but it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police.
Being a criminal and all.
I'm not here as a criminal.
I'm here as a crime victim.
Just because I occasionally sell some pharmaceuticals,
I no longer have a right to protection from crime?
And I was very careful when I talked to them.
They have no idea about my other business.
If you already made your report, why are you here?
They called me.
They have a few more questions.
They are very dedicated to finding this thief.
Since you're new to this,
let me explain it to you.
They've invited you on a fishing trip.
What's that? A fishing trip?
Those cops have no interest in helping you get your cards back.
(SIGHS) You're obviously under suspicion.
There was nothing there for them to see.
I refer you to our previous conversation
and this blinking neon sign of a vehicle that says "drug dealer."
They suspect you.
They will get you in there, pretend to be your friend,
lull you into a false sense of security
and then they will sweat you.
And you will break.
I don't...
I disagree.
Not open for debate. You go home now.
But I have an appointment.
Break it.
And, if they call, you do not answer the phone.
But what about my baseball cards?
The cost of doing business. No!
No, no, no!
I'm getting those back.
I will take the risk.
No, you won't.
Because then you'll be putting my well-being at risk.
I have to.
I... (STAMMERS)
Those cards,
some of them were my dad's
and I am getting them back.
I'm getting them back.
(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
(SCOFFS)
I'll find your cards.
Is...
Is that something you do?
Oh, that's...
That is so generous of you.
Oh, it'll cost you.
Oh.
Okay.
We should discuss some sort of financial arrangement in which I...
Well...
Okay, then.
Jesus.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(GUITAR PLAYING)
Come on in.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Not at all. I was just blowing off some steam.
Well, you sound good.
Thank you. Clears the head. You play?
Oh, I tried to learn in high school,
but then I decided there were easier ways to get girls.
Well, I hope you've got a way to decompress.
Everybody needs something.
How're you settling in?
Great. It's...
It's quite a step up for me.
Well, we're happy to have you.
Just let us know if there's anything else you need, Jimmy.
Thanks, Cliff. Um...
I'm happy to be here.
Great.
All right. Better get back to it.
Yeah, me, too, I suppose.
Um...
Actually, um, I might have found something in the initial disclosures.
Oh, yeah?
Schweikart and Cokely keep referring
to the "Optional Allowance Program."
But I checked a number of residents' contracts.
Not a single one has opted out.
Which makes me think it's more of a mandatory financial arrangement.
And you're thinking that's the "Failure to State Claim"
that they filed in their answer?
They keep saying it's optional, thereby voluntary.
I think we can counter that if opting in
is a requirement for residency,
which it sure seems to be, well,
their "voluntary" claims don't hold water.
You might be on to something here.
Nice work, Jimmy.
Thanks, Cliff.
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(BELL DINGS) Hola.
Hola. Como estas?
Welcome. How can I help you?
Um, I was hoping to get an estimate. My car.
Uh, mi coche.
You do cars?
Si, cars.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Ah, I was hoping to get my seats reupholstered.
Um...
Take a look? (SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Yeah, thinking something new.
Give the old girl a little love.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
He said you should save your money and get a new car.
Yeah? Well, it has a sentimental value.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Classic car. Hmm.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Uh, what material do you want?
Well...
I was thinking leather, definitely. Um...
Maybe alligator?
(CHUCKLES)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Too much money.
Like I said, it has a sentimental value.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
He says alligator's gonna look all wrong.
Cheaper might be better.
Well, show me what you'd pick.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(BELL RINGS) Oh!
I'm sorry, Senor.
My son, he will help you.
Okay?
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(SNIFFLES)
How'd you find me?
(SCOFFS)
Why are you here?
Baseball cards.
The way I figure, you saw that mid-life crisis of a vehicle
and wisely decided to cut ties with the man.
And I don't blame you. I did, too.
And then you ripped him off.
Now, I'm sure those baseball cards
looked like an easy way to make a few extra bucks off that idiot.
Teach him a lesson, too.
But you underestimated just how big an idiot you were dealing with.
(CHUCKLES) No, I am pretty aware.
Well, then you underestimated how attached the man was to those cards.
So attached, he called the police and reported them stolen.
Now they're nosing around.
That sounds like a "you" problem.
No, I think it's very much an "us" problem.
Yeah, I guess I'll just have to take my chances...
(WHISTLES) Good luck to you.
You know, I was hoping you'd see
our dilemma and do the right thing.
But I think what we have here now
is a carrot and stick situation.
Oh, yeah?
This the stick?
Hmm?
You coming here, threatening my family, uh?
'Cause you're gonna need a bigger stick, old man.
I'm not here to threaten your family.
And the name of the stick is Tuco Salamanca.
Now, you don't play ball, so to speak,
and Tuco finds out about your little side business.
That a big enough stick?
However, I prefer the carrot.
I think you will, too.
And, what would that be?
You give me back the baseball cards, $10,000 in cash,
and you net roughly...
Roughly $60,000.
(CHUCKLES)
And how exactly does that work?
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(DOOR OPENS)
CHUCK: Ernesto.
ERNESTO: Hey.
Going somewhere?
Yes, we are.
PRYCE: She's a little tricky around the corners.
So, and you gotta go with the premium gas.
I know it seems like a scam, but it makes a huge difference.
And I would get her washed at least once a week.
And spring for the hand wax.
You're gonna want that extra layer
of protection for the clear coat.
She deserves the best.
I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop are real gentle with her.
(STAMMERS) Why?
No.
You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing?
It looks like a school bus for six-year-old pimps.
All right. Shall we move this along?
(MUMBLES)
Aaron.
Okay, there is Jeter.
Mantle. Mantle. There's Mantle!
Are we good? Uh...
Yeah, that looks like everyone.
Yeah, they're here. Looks like everyone's here.
And, now, the other item?
And, now, our business is concluded.
(ENGINE STARTS)
You know, I can't help thinking an apology was in order.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Uh, it's the police again.
Sandpiper hasn't really responded to our discovery requests.
They've buried us in paperwork,
but nothing actually relevant to the particulars in this case.
No real surprise there.
We may have to subpoena their bank records. Thank you, Erin.
Jimmy, how we doing with client outreach?
While we're waiting on those subpoenas,
I'm thinking we should try wrangling some of this stuff
from the clients themselves.
Most of these folks have hard copies of everything,
going back to the Eisenhower administration.
Of course, given some of their inconsistent organizational practices,
it's gonna be slow going. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
This one lady, um, she's sweet but deaf as a doornail,
she keeps all of her paperwork in...
She keeps it in...
I'm sorry. Excuse me, Jimmy.
I'm gonna need everybody's phone, key fobs and electronics.
Chuck. Welcome.
Please, have a seat.
Don't mind me.
Hey, everybody.
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm sorry for the interruption. Just pretend I'm not here.
Happy to have you.
Jimmy, where were we?
Uh, yeah.
So, I was saying...
Um...
Getting documents from some of the clients...
We definitely have some packrats. God bless 'em.
I was visiting Mrs. Gusdorff at Sandpiper Santa Fe,
and I spent the whole afternoon
sorting through just a haystack of
recipes and half-off coupons for Big Lots.
But, now, we've got copies of this woman's monthly statements
going back to March 1997.
So, it might be a little labor-intensive,
but our clients will always be our best resource.
Plus, they have ribbon candy.
(LAUGHTER)
CHUCK: Jimmy.
Hello?
What are you doing here?
My name is on the building.
So great to have you here.
If you need anything, I'll be in my office.
(SIGHS)
Why are you here?
To bear witness.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
James McGill.
It's Ehrmantraut. You still morally flexible?
If so, I might have a job for you.
Where and when?
Take a seat.
Mr. Wormald, thank you for coming in and talking to us.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah, we've been looking at the reports
that the officers took at the scene,
and we have a few small follow-up questions.
Sorry to waste your time. Just standard stuff.
There's really no need for a lawyer to be here.
I'm here in more of an advisory capacity.
Dan just wanted a friendly face next to him.
COLEMAN: Well, we're all friendly here.
Look at us. Four friends. (CHUCKLES)
We just want to get the facts straight
so we can help you get your property for you.
PRYCE: Yeah, you know, it's fine.
Uh, yeah, there's no need to...
SALERNO: You know, it's just standard procedure.
You know, officers don't always get
all the information we need in their report.
We just want to find the guys who took your baseball cards.
Yeah, that's... Uh...
You know, my uncle had a Ty Cobb tobacco card.
Kept that thing behind six inches of glass
like it was the Mona Lisa or something.
Wow! Ty Cobb? Tell him to keep the lights low.
Even artificial lighting has a certain amount of ultraviolet radiation
that can, uh, you know, over the long-term...
Yeah, um...
Can you just remind us exactly where you kept your cards in the house?
Yeah, well, as I was trying to say,
it's no longer an issue.
I found them.
So, you found the cards?
PRYCE: Yup.
I just wanted to come down and tell you, you know, in person.
You found them. Where? Around the house?
No, I hired a private investigator
and he tracked them down. So, yeah.
Really? So where were they?
You know, it's fine. It is.
I really... I ought to get out of your hair. (STAMMERING)
You've wasted enough time on me.
No. No. It's okay. It's our job.
We just want to get the facts right
so we can help close this case for you.
It's done.
Case closed!
I just... I know how much, you know, you guys have on your hands.
Like murderers and robbers, and gangs and...
Hey, Dan. Why don't you get some air?
You can have some coffee. I'll finish up with the detectives here.
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks here, guys.
I'm guessing your two fine uniformed officers
found Mr. Wormald's little hidey-hole,
and that's why you two are so interested in helping my friend here.
I get it.
A hiding place in the baseboard,
it's gonna make anyone suspicious.
But let me assure you, there is nothing illegal going on here.
Then why is he so nervous?
'Cause, I must say, the flop sweat is kind of suspect.
We all have our secrets, don't we?
Who among us is without sin?
But those sins aren't all of the criminal variety.
And neither are Mr. Wormald's, okay?
They are, however, very private.
Private like drug dealer maybe?
JIMMY: No. No.
He's being evasive because it's a sensitive subject.
Very delicate.
And of no concern to law enforcement.
You know, as much as we'd love to take your word for it,
we're gonna need a little more than that.
All right, well, this all comes down
to a personal dispute. That's all.
It's between Mr. Wormald and...
His art patron.
"Art patron?" Yeah.
My client has an arrangement with a wealthy gentleman,
for whom... (CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Wormald provides
art in exchange for this gentleman's generous...
We'll call it "patronage."
Art. Like what? Paintings?
It's more like digital media.
SALERNO: Digital media?
He made videos for the man.
What kind of videos?
Private videos, of an artistic nature.
That's what was in the hiding place. That's what it's for.
So this art patron stole the videos and the baseball cards?
Well, there was a misunderstanding.
I mean, call it creative differences.
Artists are volatile creatures. Hmm.
(SIGHS)
Guys, this all comes down to a lovers' spat, okay?
Two consenting adults had a falling out. That happens.
And the patron stole the videos
and the baseball cards to make a point, I guess,
but the headline here is it's all settled, hearts have mended,
and Mr. Wormald will not be pressing charges.
What was on these videos?
They were private.
You've said that.
(SIGHS)
They were videos intended
to titillate the senses.
COLEMAN: Okay, so porn.
Not... No.
Not as such.
Technically they would be categorized as fetish videos.
But nothing illegal.
Just a man, a fully clothed man
I might add, just all by himself.
Just Mr. Wormald, fully clothed.
Uh...
Yeah. So...
All right. So, a fully-clothed Mr. Wormald
by himself.
Doing what?
Yeah, c'mon, man. What?
Squat Cobbler.
What's a Squat Cobbler?
Squat Cobbler. You know what Squat Cobbler is.
No, I don't know what a Squat Cobbler is.
No, me neither. What is it?
What? You two guys are cops?
Hoboken Squat Cobbler!
Full Moon Moon-Pie.
Boston Cream Splat. (CHUCKLES)
Seriously? Simple Simon The Ass Man?
Dutch Apple Ass? Guys, am I not speaking English here?
What the hell is a Squat Cobbler?
It's when a man sits in pie.
He sits in a pie
and he wiggles around.
Maybe it's like Hellmann's mayonnaise.
It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know.
Technically, he does a cry-baby squat, so there's tears,
which makes it more specialized.
Not all pie sitters cry.
But I'm gonna tell you something.
This guy is a regular Julianne Moore
once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Pies. What, like apple?
Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right?
Banana cream. Peach.
And there is a costume involved.
(SNICKERING)
You gotta be shitting us.
Yeah, like I'd make this up.
Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends.
But trust me on this.
You don't want to see it.
So, we're good, right?
Yeah, great. (CHUCKLES)
There is, however, one little, tiny hanging chad.
What? What chad?
You're gonna have to make a video.
KIM: Wait, wait. So he eats the pies or just sits in them?
Both. Whatever you want.
Which comes first?
It's dealer's choice.
That's where the crying comes in, right?
That's a safe bet.
(LAUGHING)
How the hell did you come up with that?
If you gave me a million years,
I still would not have come up with that.
The muse, she speaks through me. I am but a humble vessel.
And, they bought it?
Yeah. Wow!
I've heard some far-out scenarios used to sow doubt,
but this definitely takes the cake.
Kim. Kim, Kim.
Takes the pie. Yeah.
Sorry. (LAUGHING) I should just jump off the roof right now.
Yeah, should feel bad about yourself.
Jesus, can you tell a story?
Well, to be fair, I think it was the video that clinched it.
What video?
Wait. Wait. You actually made a video?
I gotta say, in the end, ol' Dan really committed.
I believed the tears.
Oh, this is a leftover prop. It was extra.
I wasn't sure how many takes we would need,
so I overbought.
But I promise you, untouched by human buttocks.
You fabricated evidence?
I made a video. Not exactly evidence.
You used it to exonerate a client.
You used falsified evidence to exonerate a client.
Hmm. I think you are splitting hairs.
I'm not splitting hairs.
What if Davis and Main find out you faked evidence?
It wasn't a Davis and Main client.
It was a nothing little pro-bono thing.
It was off the clock. It was totally my own thing.
Why?
Why would you risk the best job
you've ever had for some pro-bono case?
I was doing a favor for a friend.
Risking disbarment? That's some friend.
It's fine. It worked out.
Davis and Main are none the wiser.
Jimmy, you're playing with fire here.
I didn't see you complaining
when Ken the Douchebag paid our bar bill the other night.
No. That was a little bit of rule-breaking right there.
And, if I remember correctly, you liked it, a lot.
That is so not the same thing.
How? What's the difference?
That had nothing to do with work
and we were just screwing around.
This... Fabricating evidence...
Jimmy, this could really hurt you.
If they find out. If you get caught...
They're never gonna find out.
Seriously? You sound like every dumb criminal out there.
If you keep this up, they will find out.
For what, Jimmy?
What is the point?
(CLEARS THROAT)
I cannot hear about this sort of thing.
Ever again. Okay?
I mean it, Jimmy.
You won't.

continuación

En su casa , Chuck toca su piano cuando Howard llega con una entrega de comestibles. Howard le informa delicadamente a Chuck que Davis & Main contrató a Jimmy en una posición de socio para mantener la continuidad en el caso de Sandpiper Crossing . Desconcertado, Chuck pregunta si Cliff conoce los antecedentes de Jimmy. Howard dice que pintó una imagen completa y honesta de Jimmy, pero también admite que no se interpuso en el camino para que Jimmy fuera contratado. Cuando Howard se va, Chuck se sienta con el ceño fruncido en silencio. Acto I En HHM , Kim ingresa a una sala de conferencias vacía y reorganiza la asignación de asientos para que ella y Jimmy se sienten uno al lado del otro durante una reunión con Davis & Main. Durante la reunión, Jimmy intenta colarse un juego de pies debajo de la mesa. Luego, comparten un cigarrillo en el estacionamiento de HHM. Jimmy sugiere que podría comprar una casa entre Albuquerque y Santa Fe, y juntos sueñan despiertos con la miríada de posibilidades. Antes de irse, Kim le da una taza de viaje que ha ajustado en broma para que diga "El segundo mejor abogado del mundo". Jimmy descubre que encaja perfectamente en el portavasos de su Suzuki . Jimmy le da un beso a escondidas y luego sale. Afuera del salón de manicura , Jimmy observa cómo una grúa se lleva el Suzuki. Sonriendo, se acerca al auto de su compañía, un Mercedes Benz nuevo . Después de una helada despedida con la Sra. Nguyen , se acomoda en el asiento del conductor y admira el interior del lujoso vehículo. Sin embargo, descubre que la taza de Kim no cabe en el portavasos. Mientras tanto, Mike está trabajando en su turno en la cabina de peaje cuando Daniel llega en su Hummer . Mike no está feliz de verlo, especialmente después de que Daniel pregunta si está en el estacionamiento correcto para la estación de policía. Después de que Mike sube al Hummer, Daniel explica que contactó a la policía después de que asaltaron su casa ., y los detectives quieren hacer un seguimiento con él sobre algunos detalles. Mike, al ser un ex policía, le dice a Daniel que la policía cree que está encubriendo actividades ilegales y que realmente quieren sudarlo hasta que confiesa ser un traficante de drogas. Daniel se niega a irse a casa, ya que está demasiado apegado sentimentalmente a su colección de cromos de béisbol como para abandonar la búsqueda. Al ver que no se dejará influir, Mike se ofrece a encontrar las cartas él mismo. Acto II En su acogedora oficina en Davis & Main, Jimmy estudia minuciosamente los documentos de Sandpiper. Oye música de guitarra que emana de la oficina de Cliff, por lo que Jimmy asoma la cabeza para compartir un descubrimiento que ha hecho. Cliff le dice a Jimmy que juega para "desahogarse" y luego felicita a Jimmy por su arduo trabajo. Mike rastrea a Nacho hasta el taller de tapicería de su padre . Finge estar interesado en retapizar su coche para llamar la atención de Nacho. Cuando están solos, Mike le dice que sabe de su visita a la casa de Daniel . Nacho se encoge de hombros hasta que Mike amenaza con revelar los tratos de Nacho con Daniel a Tuco , quien reaccionará mal ante las rupturas de lealtad. Al ver que ha sacudido la confianza de Nacho, Mike propone un plan alternativo que dejará satisfechos tanto a Nacho como a Daniel. Acto III Cuando Ernesto deja las compras en la casa de Chuck, encuentra a Chuck poniéndose su chaqueta forrada con una manta espacial, listo para aventurarse. Mientras tanto, en la central eléctrica abandonada , Daniel le entrega a Nacho las llaves de su Hummer a cambio de las tarjetas de béisbol robadas. Daniel está devastado al descubrir que Nacho planea enviar su auto directamente a un taller mecánico, pero se siente aliviado al encontrar su colección de tarjetas en buen estado. Nacho le entrega $10,000 a Mike, concluyendo sin ceremonias su acuerdo comercial con Daniel. Revolcándose en su derrota, Daniel mira a Mike en busca de simpatía, pero no encuentra ninguna. Mientras se preparan para regresar a Albuquerque, Daniel recibe una llamada de la policía. Representantes de Davis & Main y HHM se reúnen nuevamente para consultar sobre el caso Sandpiper. Jimmy comienza a informar sobre los esfuerzos de divulgación de sus clientes, pero su confianza en sí mismo se hace añicos cuando Chuck aparece en la reunión. Después de que Kim le aprieta la pierna debajo de la mesa para apoyarlo, Jimmy se recupera. Posteriormente, Jimmy intenta irse sin reconocer a Chuck, pero su hermano lo detiene. Furioso en silencio, Jimmy pregunta por qué sintió la necesidad de asistir a esta reunión. “Para dar testimonio”, responde Chuck con frialdad. Mike se pone en contacto con Jimmy, quien le ofrece un trabajo si todavía es "moralmente flexible". Jimmy lo toma. Acto IV En la comisaría, Jimmy acompaña a Daniel a una sala de interrogatorios. Daniel les explica nerviosamente a dos detectives que ya no necesita su ayuda, ya que recurrió a un investigador privado para rastrear sus cromos de béisbol. Cuando los dudosos detectives presionan para obtener más detalles, Daniel comienza a tambalearse. Jimmy lo interrumpe y sugiere que tome un poco de aire. A solas con los detectives, Jimmy reconoce el escondite detrás de los zócalos de Daniel que los ha hecho sospechar. Jimmy afirma que el escondite se usa para almacenar videos fetichistas de "Crybaby Squat Cobbler" para un "patrón de arte" que robó los videos y las tarjetas de béisbol después de una pelea. Desde entonces, los corazones tienen el patrón de arte ha devuelto todos los bienes robados, y Daniel no desea presentar cargos. Incrédulo de que Jimmy fabricara una historia tan elaborada, los detectives aceptan su historia magistralmente orquestada. Cuando salen de la estación de policía, Jimmy le asegura a Daniel que está libre de responsabilidades, pero que tendrá que hacer un video para respaldar la historia de Jimmy. Más tarde esa noche, Jimmy visita el apartamento de Kim. Saca una pila de pasteles de su asiento trasero antes de entrar. Los dos comen alegremente uno de los pasteles mientras él le cuenta la historia de Daniel. Su dulce momento rápidamente se vuelve amargo cuando Jimmy admite que fue el video que él y Daniel grabaron lo que realmente vendió la mentira. Kim está sorprendida de que Jimmy fabrique pruebas y lo reprende por poner en peligro su nuevo trabajo y arriesgarse a ser inhabilitado. En voz baja, ella le dice que no puede volver a oír hablar de sus actividades ilegales nunca más. Jimmy la mide con los ojos y luego afirma: "No lo harás". Trivialidades. El tono de llamada de Daniel es " Llévame al juego de pelota ". En la vida real, existen videos fetichistas de hombres y mujeres sentados sobre pasteles, pero no existe una categoría establecida para los pasteles. Jimmy afirma que Daniel es tan buen actor como Julianne Moore. Jimmy menciona que Hellmann's Mayonnaise tiene un nombre diferente al oeste de las Montañas Rocosas (Best Foods Mayonnaise). Kim advirtiendo a Jimmy sobre los riesgos que está tomando recuerda a Skyler advirtiendo a Walter sobre el suyo, sin éxito en ambos casos. Varga en húngaro se traduce como Cobbler (el nombre de este episodio, por supuesto). Esta es una referencia al verdadero nombre de Nacho , Ignacio Varga.